Wed. Jul 9th, 2025

Western democracies are reeling from the latest revelation in Zimbabwe, as Zanu PF unveils a new plan in the midst of what they have long decried as illegal sanctions. The strategy appears to be another ill-conceived endeavor, reminiscent of the failed Pfumvudza agricultural program and the misguided Look East policy. While Zimbabweans grapple with the consequences of these policies, there’s now a new twist in the plot.

One of the most concerning aspects of this new plan is its potential impact on villagers who were forcibly uprooted from their ancestral lands to make way for powerful Chinese mining interests. The question remains: will these displaced villagers find a place in the civil service, and will they too be subjected to the crippling inflation that has plagued the nation?

Zanu PF’s recent rhetoric has shifted toward a supposed concern for the welfare of the people. However, this newfound sensitivity appears to be more about political populism than genuine concern. The party seems to have conveniently forgotten about certain individuals who have contributed to the country’s woes, thanks in part to the paralysis of the state, a result of Zanu PF’s illegitimate hold on power.

Some of these individuals found themselves in hot water last month when their plans to ambush the finance minister, who had been avoiding them, were uncovered. Surprisingly, sanctions were not blamed for their condemnation to a life of poverty and destitution.

In a strange turn of events, ZIDERA (Zimbabwe Democracy and Economic Recovery Act), inflation, and corruption decided to convene a meeting to discuss why these individuals did not protest against the alleged sanctions at the American embassy. Inflation, in particular, was displeased that the finance minister didn’t use his imaginary surplus to support the civil service in the face of sanctions.

Unemployment also raised concerns about the employment prospects of the children of war veterans. Despite their parents’ historical role in the country’s liberation struggle, they too are struggling in abject poverty, a situation that some argue is even worse than during the era of Ian Smith’s rule.

Corruption also expressed dissatisfaction with the sanctions on Zanu PF, which hinder illicit funds from flowing to the democratic West. Funds tied to scandals like Draxgate remain inaccessible until meaningful reforms are enacted.

Meanwhile, Pfumvudza, if he had been available for the meeting, had other commitments. He is currently occupied with assisting Auxillia Mnangagwa in running her Demon of Despair Foundation, which was allegedly taken from the now-ailing Mary Chiwenga.

Command Agriculture, once hailed as a groundbreaking initiative, is now envious of Pfumvudza’s success. The program took Zanu PF over two years to achieve any semblance of success under the Transitional Stabilization Program. However, the nature of this transition remains a mystery, as public tenders continue to be awarded without transparency or accountability.

Inflation, the ultimate disruptor, has vowed to thwart Zanu PF’s efforts to increase civil service salaries unless they opt for payment in Special Drawing Rights (SDRs) from the International Monetary Fund (IMF). It seems that the road ahead for Zimbabwe remains fraught with uncertainty, as political maneuvering, economic challenges, and international pressures continue to shape the nation’s destiny.

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